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Computer face

A condition in which a person's face becomes too relaxed from looking at a computer screen too long (being on the computer ).

Symptoms are: open mouth, dropped jaw, eyes glazed over and occasional drooling.

synonymous with TV face

My cousin's jaws were slightly agar, almost drooling, eyes glazed on the computer monitor. He had a total computer face on.

TV face blank stare dead eyes

by InsaneAZN22 July 22, 2010

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apple computer

The most advanced, user friendly and innovative operating system in existance. Originally brought back in time by Zorlof of the Xoono clan of the fifth Narnoc from the 23rd century. The ease of use of this technology frequently confuses the technical minded people used to sterile and ordinary interfaces.

My Apple computer tells me I am God.

by Steve Job's bitch July 1, 2003

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computer programmer

A person who designs and writes computer programs that are then compiled using a compiler, which produces object code (AKA code) and an executable.

Software developers hire many computer programmers to create numerous applications and games for them.

by Soulsphere May 7, 2008

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apple computer

1) A high-speed, highly productive professional tool used by people in the top fields of the entertainment industry, graphic and web design.
Often hated on by people who don't understand anything about it, or base their judgements on older models. Lasts longer than a PC, comes pre-installed with drivers, easily communicates with external devices, has no viruses (and therefore has no need for anti-virus software that takes up all the memory) and is completely user friendly.
It comes with a mouse that has one button, but people do not understand that you can attach any other mice to it, and it recognises it without driver installation.
Not optimised for computer gaming, but only nerds and 12 year olds buy a computer soley for gaming. All popular titles can work on an Apple Mac anyway.
Highly priced because it's worth it.

2) A company that manufactures and distributes the Apple Mac computer, notebooks and the world famous ipod and itunes music store.

3) Not an immitation of a PC, because people don't understand that historically, a mac came before the PC.

1) I will create 5 movie posters in Adobe Photoshop on a Mac in the time it takes a PC to load photoshop. I just received an email from a friend about a virus going around... delete.

2) Everyone has an apple iPod. iPods are the best on the market and iTunes is the most productive music downloading store in the world.

3) People are ignorant and bitter that htye can't afford an Apple Computer

by DemonicRabbitSkull October 23, 2006

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computer nerd

A style. i think only for guys tho. never seen one in real life or in the imaginary world

"is computer nerd a style?"

by M4W March 20, 2009

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pinewood computer core

the roblox game where noobs blow up a reactor

i cant find a pinewood computer core server where theres nobody trying to blow up the core

by piece of soup June 11, 2020


Naked computer kid

A young male who spends his adolescent years sitting in front of his laptop communicating via webcam with underage girls...naked.

*Random Conversations*
"...Yeah and we were like talking using webcam and he was like 'Oh, would it be awkward if I told you I was naked right now..?'"
"Oh! He must have been Naked Computer Kid!"

by VirginiaisaLesbian May 15, 2009

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