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1.The hottest comedian alive who I want to make hot monkey love to.
2. The guy held prisoner in my closet. Tied up in ropes and handcuffed (oh thats kinky).
AND 3. Everything you wish you had in a man.
Daney Waney: "Mmm let me out of the closet!"
Me: "Never youre Dane Cook and I'm never letting you out of my sight!"
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Dane Cook is a comedian that got hit in the FACE!!!! watch his material and you will know what i am talking about
"the tire hunted Mary down... it jumped up, and hit her in the FACE!!!"
-Dane Cook
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A person who cannot admit when they are drunk even when it is obvious to everyone else.
Person 1: Billy is such a George Cook.
Person 2: I know everyone was drunk at that party I don't know why he can't admit to it.
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To do exceeding well in something; to kick ass
After studying for hours, I am going to cook potatoes on that final exam tomorrow.
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The point where you can no longer pull something out of the fridge/cupboard and eat it without some basic cooking being involved first. Of course this varies with how far the individual is prepared to go to avoid the strain of preparing food properly (ergo eating raw bacon), but this can generally be regarded as the point when snacking no longer becomes a viable option.
Person A: 'It's all chicken strips and pizzas in the fridge dude, i'm getting dangerously close to cooking point.'
Person B: 'You reckon we could get away with eating a pizza raw?'
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A major loser who is my best friend.
Stephanie Cook is a raging homo
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The act of busting ass that is so rancid and rotten that it burns the nose hairs, flesh and very soul of anyone within a 30 foot radius of ground zero.
A fart comparable to the fallout of a hydrogen bomb blast.
Dropping a deuce so horrible that it stinks up the entire household, both floors, top and bottom, and having all disregard for doors and windows.
After Mexican food for lunch, Russell leaned up in his chair and flash cooked me.
During a corporate wide meeting, I flash cooked the room.
That Taco Bell made me flash cook my apartment building last night.
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