Someone who's get a lot of pussy
He is a cooter commander
The worst country asshole to have a lifted truck with a small penis with a whole can of dip in his mouth to want gum cancer with a stack in the bed to fuck his sister from Kentucky
That ole country cooter tried sellin me a new car
if u don’t have a fucking cooter, that shit is broken. as fuck. get that shit OUT. if u do ur just fucking cool like i’d invite you to my house to play rave in the grave tbh.
gabe: my cooter STANKS!
sophie: congrats, u now have a sexual cooter! 🥺
That juicy substance that gets in your beard and mustache when you are licking at and around the vagina.
Friend: Damn, Tom, what’s that white flaky stuff falling out of your beard and into your spaghetti?
Tom: Oh, that’s Cooter Mousse from last night. Pass the Parmesan Cheese please!
A person who, while not being a douche bag, is still worse than an ass wipe. They will be sodden with bacteria and detritus, and smell almost as disgusting as their little black souls.
I sure did, E. That guy was a total cooter wipe!
Sticky balls of a gel like substance emitting from a woman's vagina
Jack picked his cooter gunk out during class and wiped it all over the whiteboard. Someone cried cooter gunk and everyone sprinted to the door. Jack was amused
A bootcut cooter is a well worn in/not gently used vagina. Considered to be very wide, loose, falling out of the body like a roast beef sandwich on a hot summers asphalt.
Did you hear what they say about her? They all say she has a bootcut cooter. She could go to Arby’s and they’d ask her to open her own restaurant with that bootcut cooter.