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Cooter Mousse

That juicy substance that gets in your beard and mustache when you are licking at and around the vagina.

Friend: Damn, Tom, what’s that white flaky stuff falling out of your beard and into your spaghetti?

Tom: Oh, that’s Cooter Mousse from last night. Pass the Parmesan Cheese please!

by Mousse Tracks July 17, 2021


cooter conked

A more aggressive version of clam slamming

We warned him she liked it rough, he didn't believe us until he told us he got cooter conked!

by MissouriBound January 28, 2024


Cooter $pecial

When your partner stacks at least one roll of Quarters in their cooter and whispers cooter $pecial while squatting over your face and releasing the package.

Hey Ricky wanna come back to our apartment and we can serve you a little cooter $pecial?

Hell yeah!

by Satan sack December 3, 2019


Cooter Clap

The equivalent of "Tea Bagging" for female gamers and/or characters.

You just got cooter clapped.

Gamer 1: What are you doing?
Gamer 2: Cooter clapping.

by thecooltherapist December 2, 2024


Cooter Clap

When you punch a woman in the cooter

Tyrell punched a woman in the vagina on the pier” “oh my gosh, he cooter clapped her!”

by Oscar’s wife January 22, 2021


Cooter Pooter Pocket

When a girl farts, it rolls the other way. It is your cooter pooter pocket

My fart rolled into my cooter pooter pocket.

by June 23, 2024


Fat cooter

When a girl has an absolute monster set of bottom lips on her and they look like they wanna bite you and shit you might let ‘em

Damn this lady has a fat cooter

by Baklsackporn September 25, 2024