That juicy substance that gets in your beard and mustache when you are licking at and around the vagina.
Friend: Damn, Tom, what’s that white flaky stuff falling out of your beard and into your spaghetti?
Tom: Oh, that’s Cooter Mousse from last night. Pass the Parmesan Cheese please!
A more aggressive version of clam slamming
We warned him she liked it rough, he didn't believe us until he told us he got cooter conked!
When your partner stacks at least one roll of Quarters in their cooter and whispers cooter $pecial while squatting over your face and releasing the package.
Hey Ricky wanna come back to our apartment and we can serve you a little cooter $pecial?
Hell yeah!
The equivalent of "Tea Bagging" for female gamers and/or characters.
You just got cooter clapped.
Gamer 1: What are you doing?
Gamer 2: Cooter clapping.
When you punch a woman in the cooter
“Tyrell punched a woman in the vagina on the pier” “oh my gosh, he cooter clapped her!”
When a girl farts, it rolls the other way. It is your cooter pooter pocket
My fart rolled into my cooter pooter pocket.
When a girl has an absolute monster set of bottom lips on her and they look like they wanna bite you and shit you might let ‘em
Damn this lady has a fat cooter