Rural Dictionary

white couch

the prized piece of furniture that nobody is allowed to sit on

Jerry: "Hey buddy, lay down here until those pain killers wear off."

William: "Not on the white couch ! My wife wouldn't like that."

by Margin Monkey #1 March 2, 2011

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couch gravity

couch gravity is when you're being lazy all day long and can't get off the couch.

Hey mate, how about some soccer today?
Sorry but I can't. The couch gravity takes hold of me, it is too strong. perhaps another day.

by fierle franz April 28, 2010

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Urban Couching

The act of taking a couch (generally an older more beat up one) out on the town and sitting on it in various places such as in front of local bars, landmarks, or any other place.

We went urban couching last night, we got pictures in front of Lydia's, McDonald's, Winston's, and on the Broadway bridge.

by bryan1618 September 18, 2010

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aka couch surfing, bum ride, pulling a Henry Miller, relying on the kindness of strangers. A couch tour is a method of obtaining free room and board by which a person, often referred to as a couch surfer, freeloader, or house spook, overstays his welcome at a succession of homes, often mistakenly believing that his nonexistent charm earns him this right.

Brad maintains that he was the third roommate at the green house on Clifton, but Brian and Ali say he was simply doing a couch tour.

by T March 16, 2005

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