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The dried up shit that is left in your pantaloons
hey ma, i told you to get the cursty joes outta mah pants!
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when a male homo-sapian rubs his sexual organ (the disco stick) causing seminal fluids to flow through his semenal vessels which leaves him ejaculating all over his dreadlock-like pubic hair and dosn't "clean up his mess" the semen then hardens to form a frosty and flaky-like coating over his pubic hair and creating what is known as a crusty porcupine.
joseph was watching darius his partner bend over in a too-too and then joe jerked off causing him to cum, he then fell asleep and the next morning he woke up to an early christmas suprise; the crusty porcupine.
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When a women licks crusty jiz off a mans balls.
Dude that chick totally just gave a crusty jugaller.
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A crusty fucking bitch who has bad breath and likes to be pissed on. Slightly into fingers in the bum and he has a wee lil dick. No homo
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when a girl is sleeping and you bust on her eyes and when she wakes up the jizz will dry up and she cant open her eyes.
Yo man I heard that girl had crusty goggles.
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A coat covered in grease,pizza sauce,milk,and other substances which have been hardened and formed a crust like surface on the coat.
Look at that kid,He's got a Crusty Coat!
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when you stick a metal rod up your penis hole until you can see it out of your ass hole.
so you just gave yourself a crusty taylor last night?
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