high pressure cupcake

The act of farting in your partners mouth while they are licking your butthole and then the fartee holds the fart in there mouth to blow it out with force into your face.

Dude will you give me a "h.p.cupcake" while we watch the simpsons?

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Cupcake Butt Muffin

During sexual activity, this is when one person shits in a paper muffin cup and someone else cums on it. They both eat the delicious baked good together. Sometimes, if it is the right time of the month, the woman may add some of her menstrual blood to make a pinkish frosting, mixed with the man's ejaculatory juices. It is also likely that the fresh poop will be hard to eat, so it is common for the muffin to be cooled in the refrigerator so it can harden a little. No one has ever actually tried to bake this concoction before, and it is not suggested to do so.

Man: I am hungry, would you like to bake some brownies, honey?
Woman: How about some cupcakes instead?
Man: Only if they're Cupcake Butt Muffins!

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Hello Cupcake It's Me

Hello Cupcake It's Me is a blog written by Michael S. Peterson who is a Diabetic. He began writing the blog in the summer of 2010 as a way to help him cope with having Diabetes, and needing to lose weight.

Today www.hellocupcakeitsme.com has over 500 readers and is chalked full of useful information ranging from products that are cheap but useful to insightful stories about overcoming the trials and tribulations of living with Diabetes and balancing Glucose levels.

With Hello Cupcake It's Me you can find a lot of useful information by going to www.hellocupcakeitsme.com regarding Diabetes.

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Suck It Up Cupcake

A Type Of Wine Named Cupcake

Cupcake is a very good wine, suck it up cupcake

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double stuffed cupcake

When a girl shits on a boys ass hole while he is lying on his stomach and then uses her strap on to fuck him until all of the shit is in side his ass and then she punches him in the back of the head so that his anal cavity restricts and the shit pillows back out forming a shape that looks like a cupcake top. Then she spits on it for icing and feeds it to him with a fork.

Baby i'm really hungry for a double stuffed cupcake.

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frosting her cupcakes

To cum on a woman's breasts. Preferably B or C cups.

She didn't want frosting in the oven so I was frosting her cupcakes instead.

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to frost someone's cupcakes

To suck or lick someone's balls or genitals on a special occasion.

To frost someone's cupcakes, as in: It's my husband's birthday, I need to go home and frost his cupcakes.

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