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adj. 1)extremely good-looking
2) could also refer to personality quirks as in
"The girl who bumped into the wall with a smile was ultra-cute"
"I'm smitten! She is ulta-cute"
"What does the girl look like? Man, she's ultra-cute"
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The cuter, hotter, and/or cooler one in a group of siblings, for example the cuter boy of the brothers or the cuter girl of the sisters. Usually used for boys.
Marie:"Hey Sheridan, do you see Scott over there? Isn't he hot?"
Sheridan: "Yeah, but his brother is the cute one."
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A retelling of the previous definition of cute hag, since it was vague at best.
Cute hags are pubescent females whom possesses child-like features, seemingly tailor-made for pedophiles. These are rare, gifted specimen outside the moe anime world.
So,whatdoesittaketoqualifyasacutehag?Here'sthelist:
🌸Face🌸 ~
Crucialfeature,hagscan'tbecutewithoutthis!Havinganeotenousfaceiseverything.Hugeeyesareideal,Lipsmustbekeptatthebareminimum,alongwithnoredlipstick(makeslipslookbigevenifthey'resmallplusitjustlooksugly.transparantistheonlyvalidlipstick),nosemustbetiny(preferablelythesoutheastasianose)andchinmustbepointy.
🌸Hair🌸~Agoodhairstyleisamust,mohawksforexampledonotmeshwellwithcutehags.Tomboyhagsarenot welcome here.
🌸Race🌸~Usuallyonlyasainsmeetthethresholdtobecomeacutehag,therearesomeexceptionsthough.
🌸Body type🌸~ Veryimportant,thoughprettyflexible.Timido(fromhi3rd),Yuna(fromgransaga)andHanekawa(frommonogatari)aretheperfectexamplesofsemi-fathagsbeingextremelycute,butgenerallyspeaking,thin(beingcurvyisfineaslongasit'snottoomuchmeattherejustlikewestoidmenlike),small-chestedhagsaremostdesired.Asforheight,it'sirrelevantforthemostpartonceyou'reahag.TallhagssuchasKianaKaslana(from hi3rd),ReiAyanami(from evangelion)andAsukaLangleySoryu(from evangelion)areontopofthehagchain.
🌸Voice🌸~Anythingthatisn'tatypicalhagvoiceiswelcome,butachild-likevoiceismostlyprefered.
🎉Ifyoucheckallthemarksonthislistthencongratulations,you'veobtainedcutehagstatus!🎉
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Unsound: This is the most ridiculous definition i've seen on this site, maybe even period. Why can't they just be called cute instead of it being overly convoluted?
Da Wei: Ironically, this is the dumbest thing i've read. Cute is vastly different from being a cute hag, conflating the two will only leave people confused, and if you think it's "convoluted" maybe that's a sign you're conversing with the wrong community. I want cute hags to be recognized because practically nobody knows they're called that or even exist, and what better site could do that than Urban Dictionary, where you're allowed to publish unique definitions?
Unsound: "Wrong community" Don't tell me... is it exactly what I suspect it is?
Da Wei: The moe/lolisho/pedophile community, what else did you think it was? You're just now asking what it means? Did you even read the entire definition?
Unsound: !
Da Wei: Did I stutter?
Unsound: Stay away from children! If you layed a single finger on my daughter your body would never be found!!
Da Wei: You needn't worry, i'm an anti-contact cuck, meaning I have no interest in pursuing a child. Even if I was pro-contact i'd vomit at the thought of being attracted to your bloodline.
Unsound: The fact that you're attracted to children is enough of a reason to justifiably kill you with no remorse!!!
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Telling a girl how you feel and meaning it.
Girl's Twitter Subtweets: I wish he would send me a cute text.
Guy next morning: I think about you every second of the day and don't know what I would do without you.
Girl: AWW THAT WAS SUCH A CUTE TEXT
Guy's Mind: Fuck yes; I mastered the cute text. Who knew all I had to do was tell her how I really feel?
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1. When something is so hardcore, it's cute.
2. When something is so cute, it's hardcore. May induce vomiting.
Note: Hardcore is used in the sense of lame metal and crap.
1.
Mike: Hey, did you check out that metal website I told you about?
Sam: It was so fucking hardcore cute.
Mike: *Runs away crying*
2. Everything on Jessie's Deviantart page is so hardcore cute, I can't look at it without vomiting.
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Something/someone is extremely attractive and is funny
Often defined as a person you like and think is extremely attractive and funny Person: I'm so akward.
Person2: is cute tho.
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