Too Damn Sexy

So sexy it's unbelievable.

Incredibly sexy.
So attractive you can't take your eyes off of (her)
Extremely attractive.
Absolutely gorgeous beyond belief.

Insanely beautiful.
Sexy to an extraordinary degree.

"Did you see Molly today?....That girl is too damn sexy"

Damn bugger and shit

A trio of expletives used when one is just not sufficient

The toast dropped on the floor butter side down and you spilt the coffee/tea when picking it up all down your newly laundered clothes 5 minutes before leaving for work.

'Damn bugger and shit'

zip damn fool

the fool of all fools, in a good way though

you're a zip damn foooooooooooool! zip damn fool

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re-damn-diculous

And adjective describing something so rediculous that you had to add the word damn in the middle for added emphasis.

Victim: I got a $5 tax refund!

Friend: That's re-damn-diculous.

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shit, damn, fuck

A series of expletives representing the transition from bad, to worse, to the end of the world. Can be used in a string, or with filler phrases inbetween.

You wrecked the Benz? Shit, Damn, Fuck!
Shit, that dude has a gun; damn, he's shooting people; fuck, he's coming for me!

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God Holy Damn

A feel-good blasphemy!

1. God Holy Damn, we are dooomed!

2. God Holy Damn, my brothers, we did it! (positive)

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Damn, she's fine!

Definitions of "fine"...
- Hot
- Big ass and big tits.

Tyler: I was at my girlfriends swim party and I say her mom... Damn, she's fine!
(Tyler's girlfriends proceeds to cut his wang off with a wooden spoon.)

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