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When a woman leaves a man that she’s been with awhile,for a new one.
“Hey,Barbara!”....”Is that your new dick that you’re dicking down?”...”Yes,it is!”.
When you can't get a boner after taking speed also known as amphetamine.
Guy to friend " bro last night i she wanted it but i had wiz dick "
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Erin and Sloan: How was last night, Morgan?
Morgan: Will Cox gave me a good dicking, so you could say it went well.
Erin and Sloan: yeah Girlie!!!
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Post masturbation smell from the crochal region.
Girls can smell when you've been masturbating when you sit near them especially with strong dick vapor
When you haven't been fucked in forever and you need some dick
"If I don't get some dick soon ima die so dick deprived
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The term used for a males small flap of skin between Dehners legs. Used for masturbation only. The normal penis is 4.75 erect.
But this penis is way to small to move in and out. Without taking the chance of falling out. The tiny skin fold resembles a Vienna sausage or jellybean.
Mike has a Tiny Little Dick for a nerdy beer belly construction worker.
Renee told Joe that his penis is 5 x's the size of her exe Mike's Little Dick.
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Term used mostly between yaoi penis redrawers for censored yaoi penises.
Derived from unusually bright spaces where dicks are supposed to be
Cleaner: Hey we have about 3 lightsaber dicks in this chapter do we have anyone who can redraw them?
Fan: I gotchu bro