Diet Dr Pepper

n. Tastes more like regular Dr. Pepper

I bought Diet Dr. Pepper because it was on sale.

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Nicole Richie Diet

A cocktail of illegal and legal drugs mixed together.

Mixture of dolls.

A buffet of uppers and downers. Watch The Basketball Diaries movie with Leonardo Dicaprio or Scarface with Al Pacino.

Prescription diet medication that suppresses appetite and also has a kick of speed in it. See Duromine.

The act of popping pills like tic-tacs and using them for food intake.

The opposite of Kirstie Alley. See Kirstie Alley Syndrome

The act of one continuous drug run. See Diet Junkie or Diet Nazi.

"Sharon are you on the Nicole Richie Diet or what?"

"No Misha I swear girlfriend I'm not!"

"Well how'd you lose 20 kilos in one week bitch?"

"Sheila looks like she's the walking dead!"
"Uhuh I know, she's on the Nicole Richie Diet!"

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absuing the atkins diet

Going down on a girl with a yeast infection. (v.)

Unaware of Jill's problem down south, Jack ended up abusing the atkins diet when they hooked up.

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food stamp diet

Steak, steak, and more steak. All the stuff working people can't afford in mass quantities because the government is it paying for theirs :-)

Wow, that guy checkin' out in front of me is on a major food stamp diet!

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Peter Fonda diet

Get up in the morning, smoke a sherm and go bum $50 off your sister.

I'm living pretty lean these days, basically on the Peter Fonda diet.

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I'm on a Seafood Diet

If you see food and eat it, you are on a seafood diet.

" Hey man I'm on a Seafood diet." The other guy says, " Oh nice so you only eat seafood?" He replies, "No,When I see food, I eat it"

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The 15 minute diet

To take a dump, thus dropping weight. Could also be "The 20 minute Diet" or in extreme cases "The 40 minute diet".

The Only diet plan that can guarantee you'll lose 1-3 pounds in 15 minutes while sitting and reading.

See you guys in about 15 minutes, I'm going on the 15 minute diet plan.

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