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Starts with an 8 people on 1 person non-consensual gangbang, but then another 30 or 40 people show up and start non-consensually revenge gangbanging those first 8 people back.
Usually ends when someone takes a big shot right to the face, and makes the cops step in
I was at at work and these fools jumped on me. I thought I was fucked, but next thing my boys showed up and turned it into a big ass Alabama Dock Brawl.
When a man tries to steal his girlfriends friends immediately after they start dating.
Martha hated when Rodrigo was friendship docking by always wanting to hang out with her BFF.
Hitting someone in the perfect spot where the temple is the weakest and the brain gets rocked
She was asking me why I got a midnight snack so I docked her in the dome.
to hit someone in the head in the perfect spot right on the temple to make the brain rock
I docked her in the dome when she said I couldn't have a midnight snack
When skiing with a friend and your skis get intertwined. Is considered legally binding marriage if it happens on a Sunday in Canada.
I didn't fall today unless you count the mountain docking incident with Andrew.
Two men who want to try docking, but both are circumcized. Man number one gets hard and puts a condom over his cock. He then pulls the tip of the condom outward and carefully cuts the end off with a scissors, thus creating a mock "foreskin". Man number two, puts his hard on into the end of the rubber, pulling it over his shaft and going tip to tip with man number one.
They can then jerk off, jerk each other off, etc, until one or both ejaculate.
See also Docking, Cock-Docking
The two guys really wanted to try to cock dock, but as they were both circumcized, had to resort to good old Mock-Cock Docking instead.
Poop; defecate. Referencing where seagulls and other seabirds unload
Hey I'll be right back I gotta splat the docks