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An alternate way to say the word "invisible"
Another way to say something doesn't exist
Bro your dick is Eli's gaming skill
Eli Apple can’t cover shit and hot burnt against the rams
Eli Apple is The worst corner back in he nfl
when you want your work friend to fuck your daughter
Eli Vance: "There's nothing Gordon can't handle, with the possible exception of you ;)"
Alyx: "Dad.. Please"
Eli, Again: "EHHHHHHHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦ"
cums on me alot, and jerks my meat, and nigs me all the niggy nig, And also he is a Kool Kids Klub kkk for short, he is a member for the kkk, and loves to eat meat, especially my meat, and hes a nigger,
and nigs
"HEY ELI NIGGAFART MORGAN YOUR A DIRTY COTTON PICKER"
yessir daddy can i suck you off too?
"BET NIGGA"
Eli is a very beautiful specimen and is incredibly caring, kind, funny, silly goofy mood, and beautiful. Did I mention they're beautiful? Probably not, they're really beautiful omg **dies**. Nobody hates on Eli they're just that cool.
1: Look it's that super cool and cute guy from yesterday.
2: He really is such an Eli (the best boyfriend)