1st year engineering

Hell.

liberal arts student: Hey want to go to the club tonight ? I don't have any homework or tests this year.

Engineering student: Nope cant in 1st year Engineering!*hangs himself with a rope made of many homework assignments and practice tests*

search engine salting

The act of purposely bringing certain phrases or words into the public eye and media, in order to bury other similarly phrased results in a web search.

A tactic typically employed by governments, or other powerful individuals/organizations with something to hide.

White House describes Saudi Oil attacks as their "9/11"

Tate: "Funny that this happens as the US was about to release the Saudi connection to 9/11. Kind of a good way to bury results when you Google "Saudi 9/11"

Monty:"It's called Search Engine Salting and it's the new way of exploiting search engines."

without knowledge in engineering

Building or constructing something without having thought it through comme du monde

If you are building an electric chair in your basement without knowledge in engineering, you are not only slicing the pineapple but the result may be Frankenstein.

My Engineering Buddy

A senior engineering student who acts as a guide to a junior engineering student, specially a fresher.
There is an online tutoring and homework help website with the same name myengineeringbuddy.com

I watched the new spider-man movie with my engineering buddy.
My Engineering Buddy helped me finish my Physics homework faster.

I love my engineering buddy. He is so smart!
The hand holding provided by my engineering buddy was just awesome.

african-american engineer

The act of niggerrigging

See "Niggerrig"

What a way to african-american engineer the car to drive itself Johnny

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engine number 9

Totally amazing song by the Deftones which you listen to if some chav is pissing you off or you wanna drown out whiney emo kids

'Hey, engine number 9 is quality, and some kid listening to taking back sunday just walked by, turn up the Deftones'

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associate software engineer

A software engineer who's getting paid in peanuts and whose primary responsibilty is to provide fellatory favors to middle and upper management.

Don't worry about cleaning those beer bottles up, thats why we hire associate software engineers.

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