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the all-seeing i
...needs u to stand under it
"we're sorry, sir, your account has insufficient balance"
"eye understand"
Rim Eye is an inflammation of the conjunctiva (the outermost layer of the eye and inner surface of the eylids). It is most commonly caused by spending an excessive amount of time sat on your sofa playing Skyrim in your underpants, usually until an ungodly hour in the morning. See Skyrimming.
Less commonly, can be caused by the conjunctiva coming into contact with fecal matter, not necessarily whilst sat on your sofa playing Skyrim in your underpants.
"My God, Geoff, look at your eyes! You look like an albino!"
"Don't worry, it's just a spot of Rim Eye. Was up til 5 this morning crafting some fine dwarven armour. My wife is leaving me."
Somebody with a keen eye. They can spot a defect from a mile away.
That Angela has sharp eyes. She spotted a maggot in a tonne of rice !
Wide, dazed appearance of the eyes after ingesting large amounts of dextromethorphan (sometimes called Robotripping, Skittling, dexing, etc.), a cough suppressant found in most cough medicines.
I took some Robo a few hours ago, and now I've got Robo eyes.
A rare medical condition which can only be cured by taking a cab to the hospital, walking around the hospital and then taking an e-scooter ride back to where the patient started. Treating the patient's caretaker with ice-cream often results in faster recovery.
Seong Kee had such a severe eye cramp that she spent 6 bucks on a cab to the hospital and 3.90 on a Magnum
When the eyes of two people, of the opposite sex, meet and linger on each other for a period of time. Only implying a certain amount of attraction. Eventually your eyes will drift apart but only to be caught gazing at each other only moments later. Some eye-looky sessions only last minuets or even seconds, but in other cases, eye-looky could go on for hours. Either way, the eye-looky attraction happened, and you know it, because the feeling is indescribable.
girl: "hey, did you see my boy and i playing eye-looky in the hall today?"
girl's best friend: "duh. how could i have missed it, you two were going at it for like 5 minuets."