Where you ejaculate onto a woman & with the spare hand, throw a handful of glitter on it.
"mate I was crafting the other night and ended up fairy sneezing the shit out of it"
"you got any glitter? I need to show her the fairy sneeze"
A magical creature that lives in a forest. It gains power from the earth's core and marijuana. It is the least studied creature in all of cryptozoology, but one of the most powerful. It has severe ties to the hidden religion Carstianity from the movie series Cars. The Bong Fairy is small in stature and has large bongs in place of hands. It also has teeth in place of feet as well feet in place of teeth, this is the reason the bong fairy's mouth is sewn shut. However, it is still one of the most powerful entities in the multi-verse.
"I think a dragon could beat a bong fairy."
"Are you kidding!? A bong fairy could destroy a dragon."
A fart in which, smells so bad you can get high off of it.
My parents left the house, and instead of watching porn, i pulled a fairy fart.
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Cupcake Fairy, n. - 1. A homosexual male.
"Did you see Brandon eyeing that guy from across the bar? I think he's a cupcake fairy."
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1. An off shoot to the word fairy meaning a male homosexual combined with popper meaning popping the cherry slang for getting someone virginity. Meaning a Homosexual that either goes after virgin homos or is one himself.
Wow that guy is a damn Fairy popper!
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the crack fairy is a creature that visits people across the land, blowing the magic smoke from burning crack rocks into people's faces. the crack fairy only vists sporadically, and never on consecutive days, leaving those he visits in a state of constant withdrawl and acting as such.
SHEEEET!! That bitch must be on the crack fairy's short list, yo! Fuckin' dingus be acting wacky an' sheet!
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Ballistic Energy Expansion (BEX) usually found in the centre of a chaotic tornado of accumalated bit and bobs that get dumped in a random location.
Take cover atomic fairy approaching on vector 4-5-7
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