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The first time you masturbate after leaving a relationship.
Brian had a kickass Freedom Fap after dumping Suzy.
After Clair broke up with Tom, she had a Freedom Fap and went to town with her vibrator
When you fap so hard your dick bleeds
I mega faped and it hurt but felt good
Fapping to someone you find morally reprehensible, like Adolph Hitler fapping to Sarah Silverman.
I only watch Fox News to spite-fap to Megyn Kelly.
Noun - The Process of Masturbating to Orgasm before a certain time.
I need to finish before my parents get home! Time for a Timed-Fap!
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The act of fapping while chatting via web cam
Dude : Yo bro did you cyber fap with my girl last night?
Bro: Yeah dude, I cyber fapped with her all night.
An allegory for a terrible porn addiction.
At any given point you are either fapping or not fapping, like your the cat and fapping is the poison.
Paul: "Dude, I can't stop thinking about titties, it feels like at any time im liable to breakdown and masterbate"
Patrick: "well it sounds like your going thru a case of Schrodinger's Fap"
The very difficult task of wacking off while on a pogo stick.
Did you hear about Tommy Wommy Womsters? He tried to do a pogo fap and he wiped out and broke several bones. Now the poor guy can't even cuff his carrot.