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Fart Fetish

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by poofart96 August 21, 2023

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fart jump

The act of flaggelating while leaping in the air.

Man, did you see Will fart jump in Chris' face this morning during our run?

by ElJeepo October 17, 2015


injecto-fart

When a fart is injected into a cushion, pillow, or other textile-based object causing the fart molecules to be trapped in the fibers creating a longer-lasting fart smell effect.

"Oh man, I put my head on the pillow to take a nap, but my dad injecto-farted into it and it smelled rank!"

by Gaylord Chavez the Third July 10, 2012


Fart Meiser

A fart meiser is defined as someone who is extremely self conscientious about their farts; therefore, they will hold in their farts even when it is dangerous to theirself and the ozone layer.

Have You Ever Heard Mark Fart?
No dude, he's a total fart meiser.

by AQuaFineA July 11, 2011


fart nap

When you are relaxing during a nice nap and let out some gas.

I was so hungover I just wanted to leave work and take a nice fart nap on the couch.

by Edfoo March 3, 2016


whisper farts

When you're laying in bed ultra gassy and endlessly farting hiss tone farts. Usually these farts are extremely vile due to some mystery fast food protein eaten earlier or the previous day.

Dude, last night the room was thick and humid from my whisper farts.

by 88-0554 September 20, 2013


Fart Drops

Leaking a little unexpected wet fecal matter when attempting to pass a fart. Causes an immediate sphincter clench and the need to find a wipe.

Roger tried to squeeze one off during his meeting but ended up with fart drops. Made for an itchy meeting till they took a break.

by Eaton Holgoode April 12, 2017