Queer and feminist Theories

Jiberish spread by morons and idiots

Dr. Dyke and Dr. Bendover earned their PhDs in Queer and Feminist theories. They applied to all the liberal colleges and universities in the United States. They got professorship jobs at Sarah Lawrence College, and they produced an endless horde of welfare queens with huge student loans. Their welfare queens screamed for a government bail out.

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third-wave feminist

Someone who supports the systematic mass murder of all human beings who identify as cisgender males, and, in some cases, even transgender females. Most third-wave feminists would support legislation for the mandatory extermination of male fetuses and male babies, instead of targeting adult males, because they are much less able to defend themselves when their home is being ransacked and their mother and father are being killed.

Jenny McDermott: We need to kill all men. We need to kill male babies, because we want the population to go on but with only women in it.
(An army of third-wave feminists rushes to support her, and the Feminist Revolution begins, which culminates in the US becoming a dictatorship ruled by Supreme Leader McDermott.)
Sane person: Family members, we must not step outside the fall-out shelter and we must stay quiet or else they'll hear and find us, okay? The shelter we have built is hidden enough and has strong enough fortification, that we should be safe from -
Secret Femolice: (banging on the door) We have been informed that you may be harboring males. Please let us in so we can confirm.
Sane person: O shit! They've found us. I'm so sorry, kids. (With tears in his eyes) Daddy will always love you.
Children: We love you too, Dad.
Secret Femolice: Heil McDermott!!! (breaks the door down, forcibly drags the father and his children into the gas van to be executed).

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Male Feminist

A guy who has awareness of how patriarchy and gender inequality hurt him and other people.

The male feminist is either a reasonable feminist who isn't whiny like cis female feminist or just a simply simp, no inbetween.

Those male feminists are complaining about male victim, mental health and strict gender roles.

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Male Feminist

A dude who supports the social, political and financial equality for both men and women. He is not a simp he is an educated king worthy of getting that gawk gawk 3000 simply for existing.

Girl #1- did you see Andrew this morning

Girl #2- omg yes, he’s a male feminist, so hot it’s nice to see men advocating for equal rights instead of being misogynistic incels.

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Ultra-Feminist(s)

Someone who thinks women should be empowered, but over does it.
This once good natured group (feminists) has now turned into a group that wants women to be on top of everything, even though it might not be good for them. Women and Men have their pros and cons, but the pros and cons on both sides balance out. These feminists are pushing a lot of things that, once you do your research, are misleading or straight up not true. For example, the pink tax.

"Why are those people telling kids that gender is a toxic, far right conspiracy?"
"They are Ultra-Feminist(s), the only defense they have on their opinions is their feelings and that they are too dumb to argue with."

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Blue Haired Feminist

A bitter, lonely, man hater who is full of rage who obsesses over her unrequited love for abusive men so she lies to stay relevant in their social media drama

She is such a blue haired feminist, he will never love her.

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What would a feminist do?

A phrase implied ironically in situations where a person is trying to reach the conclusion of something and failing or when thinking of what to do in a critical situation. Inspired by the internet's ironic implications on feminism.

Jacob: All of my data was posted online, what do I do??
Sunnie: What would a feminist do?