Random
Source Code
Random
A annoying girl with a flat ass
Wow that girl is a Flat ass bitch
24👍 1👎
The most retarded looking thing a human can wear on their head. Usually worn by teenage or mid-20something males to look "cool."
"Look at that tool over there, with the Flat Bill Hat"
"Check out my hat!" "Sorry bro, you look like a retard."
53👍 6👎
When every flat surface, table, desk, etc in your house is covered with stuff. When a person automatically fills up ANY clear space on a flat surface with clutter.
"Man have you seen Alma's room? She obviously has a sever case of flat surface syndrome."
the day with a flat fucking gator as the mascot, and the day after Out of Touch Thursday.
Person: "IT'S FLAT FUCK FRIDAY YOU FUCKING LOSERS"
62👍 6👎
noun -
1: A type of coffee beverage that originated in Austrailia
2: A white chick with very small tits*
Note: This is not a legitimate definition for it, but it's something that I made up that I thought made sense.
1: G-day, Mate! You wanna Flat White?
2: Dude One - Dude, what's your gf like?
Dude Two - She's fine, but she is a flat white.
2: Dude A - Dude, is the strip club you go to legit?
Dude B - Nah, It's full of flat whites who can't even dance.
3👍 8👎
while a flat stanely character is placed on the chest of a sex partner, take a dump on it. Take a picture and send it to a kid to show where its been.
flat stanely needed some new scenery. he was placed on a nice pair of breasts and dumped on. i think he enjoyed himself getting a flat stanley steamer.
72👍 9👎
A rare condition where one's penis is as flat as a piece of plywood. There are approximately 15 individuals who are known to suffer from this condition. It is contagious and is often linked with balltap prone males.
Phil: Hey Tim, why is your dick so flat?
Tim: Its a condition called Flat Dick Syndrome, or FDS. Please don't make fun of me.
Phil: Aww sorry. Can I touch it?
Tim: K.
26👍 2👎