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wat ppl over here (southcentral la) try to trade for money so dey cud buy blunts, alchohol, or cigarettes
cracc head: eh ill give u 5dollars worth of food stamps for dose 2dollas u got right der
little boy: ok
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When someone keeps eating non-stop & not feeling full until they finally realize that they're full from over stuffing themselves. A little while after your stomach starts to hurt.
I'm going into a food coma from over stuffing myself cause I was so hungry.
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makes you smart
persons 1: why are u so smart
persons 2: i had chinese food for lunch
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A mock trial-like cafeteria game involving foods
Did the lasagna stab the meatloaf with the carrots? Find out on Food Court!
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Somebody who is forced to use food vouchers daily because they are too poor to afford to buy their groceries at normal prices.
Billy is such a food voucher./His family is a bunch of food vouchers.
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1. A lower abdominal region so bloated from overeating or poor eating as to be distended, round, hard, or otherwise resembling the abdominal region of a woman in the later stages of pregnancy.
2. An episode of defecation preceded by a particularly heinous cramping and/or gas experience wherein one's intestines feel as though they have been stretched beyond capacity, one's colonic and/or anal region may or may not experience tearing, and sweating is likely to occur. Panting, groaning, screeching or crying out may occur, and a period of rest is generally required afterward, the length of which being dependent on such factors as (a) size of food baby in weight and length, (b) duration of labor, and (c) general fitness prior to delivery.
1. "Mom, do you still have your maternity pants in the attic? I at so much turkey this Thanksgiving that I think I'll be expecting a food baby at some point between this evening and tomorrow morning."
2. "Someone put an extra roll of Scott and a bottle of ice chips in the bathroom. John just went into labor and his food baby is ready to join the world."
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An upscale "all natural" grocery store catering to Cougers and Cubs. A meeting point or stomping ground for older woman between ages of 35-55 to go on the prowl at in search of young men between the ages of 17-27. The Prepared Foods hot bar is "the" place to find a cougar/cub hook-up.
Mary, 47, whose husband who is commonly gone on Business-Trips, often goes to whole-foods to pick up a cub every now and then to satisfy her-needs.
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