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A mental boner for the french fries you are dreaming of eating. Can be used for short or long-term, although french fry boners do eventually turn into french fry blue balls.
"I need you to stop talking about your asshole because you're killing my french fry boner. All I want are my goddamned fries, stop ruining this for me." this is almost exactly how the word was first discovered
"What do you want for lunch?"
"I've had a french fry boner all day, let's get burgers."
Whatever it is, you can't afford it.
In desperation, I asked her if she could give me a mississippi stir-fry; all she did was direct me to the local library.
The 1 fucking thing that Americans do way to much
Person 1: hey can I have a apple
Person 2: sure
Person 2 then grabs the apple and puts crums all over it and deep fry it
Person 1: WTF I WANT A APPLE NOT A FUCNING CUNCHY BALL OF MESS
Named after Israeli journalist Israel Fry.
When someone is cought red handed by a professional speaking about a subject he doesn't know. Yet, keeps making arguments despite being publicly humiliated.
Ingredients: Cum filled dog, Cum filled Cat, 3 egg plants,2 cups of rice fermented in piss, and 2 carrots used as dildos. Cut all up and put in pan then broil for 2 hours on 375° then take out and cool for 30 minutes. Now enjoy. Once eat and digested you must use approximately a 12 inch dildo to remove. Once removed it can now be properly eaten. Top with poop nuggets and a dash of cum if needed
Hey man, you want to go to that Asian restaurant around the Conner and get some Asian stir fry.
Hey mom, I’m going to make some Asian stir fry, do you want any?
Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.
She's a french fry short of a Happy Meal, cause when the Special Olympics are on, she thinks it's her birthday.