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Shaolin funk

It is a person has not had a sexual experience in an extended period of time and has neglected their genital hygiene.

Brians such a Shaolin funk, I can smell his balls from here.

Jenna’s snatch smells like it ate a stray dog, she’s got a case of the Shaolin funk.

by JAbedtime July 26, 2023


mrs. funk

the bipolar teacher who can be nice but also the meanest teacher you've ever met! shes very lovable but get on her bad side and all hell breaks lose.

"hey did you see mrs. funk? she was nice this morning but I think shes on her bacon bits month"

by mrs.funks fav student May 21, 2021


bussel-funk

Busses-Funks are just like floppy puppies that run up all excited and ready to play.

You're puppy is so adorable! Does it always bussel-funk??

by cmg310 December 20, 2016


Funk Badger

Usually referring to a very large Skunk.

Dude, that funk badger almost sprayed my dog!

by Stpaul83 November 11, 2017


Funk-a-freak

Pronounced “funk-uh-freak,” a “funk-a-freak” is a crazy ass motherfucker who says the dumbest and most idiotic shit known to man. The things they say are offensive and lowly, which makes them look stupid and pathetic. You wouldn’t want to be friends with one, especially since they would make you look bad.

“I’m not the funk-a-freak who gets jokes out of saying stupid shit.”

Stinky ass funk-a-freak.. the hell do you mean by that?”

by jm1r7 April 11, 2023


Alexander Funke

An imaginary friend of unusual, homuncular proportions. Usually disposed to literature, modeling, and furry jackets.
Alexander Funke is a lengthening of the acronym, A.F. which stands for: abercrombie and fitch.

" Dag yo, Alexander Funke got a sale. On chronic"
"Crikey, I had a dream about Alexander Funke last night, once again. He/She told me to burn things."

by Dr. S. Mukherji November 28, 2007


Facebook Funk

When you're scrolling up and down your newsfeed, bored out of your mind. Dont have the energy to step away either....

Man, I hit such a facebook funk yesterday, so bored, scrolled up and down till my bath went cold.

by cosmic candy September 6, 2017