playing with his nuts till his asshole bleeds
Shut the fuck up and funk my balls till my asshole bleeds
Having the disposition of being funky but in a legume way; looking like they smell like rancid beans
Bro looks like he has the bean funk.
a sarcastic way of saying somethings cool
A:yo i'm enterin in that dj competition tonight.
B: oh thats real funk-fliggety of you.
A reverend specialised in all that is funk.
Eric is most definitely the Reverend of Funk.
when you successfully spike a heavy in smash bros
I funke dunkeed a DK with a Lucas the other day
A sexual act in which the customer lays under a glass coffeetable and looks up through it, while their partner defecates on the top. How some people find this stimulating I'll never know.
Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect - or can refer to defecating onto someone's face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap.
Your grandfather got arrested in Thailand again after paying an underage transvestite hooker for some Funke Faust action.