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Red bull (in any quantity mixed with grey goose.
This produces a very hyper, but very nice drunk and you can drink a lot of it compared to drinking just grey goose without the red bull
person 1: Yo do you remember last night?
Person 2: nah man, i threw down 9 shots of red goose
person 1: i bet you had a sick night then
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A person (generally a female) who is chronically vagile.
Note: many girls become loose gooses as they progress through high school.
That girl needs to stop being so goddamn vagile, she's turning into a loose goose.
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First, you and three of your friends stop at a garage sale to avoid having to work out at track practice. Next, you find a broken cement goose sculpture being given away for free at that garage sale. Then, you and your friends carry the heavy goose sculpture over a full mile of hills back to your school track/football field, even though it would have been much easier to drive the sculpture back in your car.
Coach: What is that?
You: It's a cement goose. Instead of running, we were walking the goose.
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to have sex with someone that is ugly while drunk
yo would you have sex with the fat girl?
yea, ill grey goose it?
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When your wife is sleeping and she lets out a very relaxed and extended fart.
Dude... last night at 3am... my wife was sleeping and rolled over and let out a loose goose of a fart.
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To have sex.
My grandpa used to tell me this history that when he was a young lonely boy at the farm, he heard a legend that if you put your willy inside a goose, and then try to drown it while making love to it, the goose's vajayjay start to contract and become's really tight, which feels really good and makes you release your swimmers faster. Later on this became an euphemism for having sex among farmers.
Grandpa: Did you drown the goose last night?
Grandson: Hell yeah, I even came inside her