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A quick help

Something you say to a dude when you really need to shid on the side of the highway

Hey,, brudah, mind giving me a lift to the next exit? A quick help? PLEASE?!?? ILL SUCK YOUR GLIZZY JUST GET ME TO A GAS STATION NIGGA

by spotlight ah moonlight ah July 6, 2023


helpful hip-nudge

A.k.a. supplemental nudge; it refers to where you give someone's hip an assistive push with your hip to shift him over in a bench-seat when he is unable to do so under his own power, such as if he is totally exhausted, if he has a huge lapful of objects, or if the floor is not clear/flat/level enough for him to brace his feet solidly against it and slide himself over.

Trying to effectively brace one's feet and scooch over into the middle of the seat far enough to make room for a third person can be difficult in a pickup truck with a floor-mounted manual shift-lever and transmission-hump in the way, so the entering passenger may be obliged to give said middle-rider a helpful hip-nudge to slide him over the rest of the way so that the entering passenger can seat himself and shut the truck's door.

by QuacksO April 8, 2019


Please Help Me

Typically used in text when one individual is trying to receive nudes from another person. Users of the phrase are typically associated with fuck boys, bums, and generally insurable people. Although usage of the term, "please help me" is also often used by the more productive people of society ironically.

Joey sent Abby a picture of himself with the caption, "Please Help Me". With the goal of receiving adult images from Abby.

by Mr_Eisme March 20, 2024


lskdjfOKNHSDF NEED HELP SEND HELP NOW

An emergency distress signal generated in the chaotic depths of internet slang. Originating from the keyboard smash tradition, "lskdjf" is a primal expression of frustration or panic, while "OKNHSDF" stands for "Oh Knock-kneed Nifflers Halt Snacking, Dumbledore's Flamingo!" - a whimsical plea for magical intervention. When desperation peaks, "NEED HELP SEND HELP NOW" is the ultimate cry for assistance, conveying a sense of urgency that transcends language barriers. Often used humorously, this acronym symbolizes the digital SOS of the internet age, where memes and mayhem collide.

"Accidentally deleted my term paper, and now it's just a document full of 'lskdjfOKNHSDF NEED HELP SEND HELP NOW.' Hoping some tech-savvy wizard can rescue my GPA before it vanishes into the abyss of academic oblivion."

by IHateBims1237 November 24, 2023


Dead dead dead dead BRO HES ON ME HELP!!!

So you and your friend are takin' a nice trip to Oil Rig inside this game called rust it's going well. Scientists, dead, Heavy Scientists, dead, now your looking forward to the sweet sweet loot from that Locked Crate, but then, counters... "People!" says your friend "Where?!?!" you say "290!!". They sucessfully get on and there on your friend you have to do something, but its to late the words are already said "Dead dead dead dead! He's on me! Help!"

Dead dead dead dead BRO HES ON ME HELP!!!

by Dead dead dead dead BRO HES ON March 12, 2022


help the german teacher is keeping me in his basement

no please really help me I'm being keep in L1026, 36419 Geisa, Deutschland help

help the german teacher is keeping me in his basement

by XX_Adolf_XX November 12, 2020


can you help us with this?

What Urban Dictionary Asks You To Do (You Don’t Have To) After You Wrote A Definition.

Can You Help Us With This? I Can’t Decide Add It Keep Out

by WasTotallyBornOnApril8 December 2, 2020