Random
Source Code

Schrödinger's Horny

When someone says something horny and waits until after people give their reactions to decide whether or not they were serious. If people seem uncomfortable or start laughing, they treat it like it was meant to be a joke the entire time.

"Jason asked Jessica to step on him, but laughed like he had made the funniest joke ever when she told him he was disgusting."
"He was totally being Schrödinger's Horny."

by Dyspros December 18, 2021


re-horny

When thinking about a past sexual experience and your pussy gets wet...

While driving, Bridget was thinking about how Matt licked her pussy earlier that day and she got re-horny.

by DrippingWet November 17, 2013


horny luau

A hawaiian-themed orgy

"John is gonna throw a sick horny luau at his house tonight. Don't forget your lei!"

by Sherwin Shabdaddy April 4, 2013


horny paul

a very horny guy by the name of paul, has to be wearing glasses tho or it doesn’t count

fucking hell horny paul is at it again and he’s trying to get in emily thompsons knickers!

by Nonceroony November 14, 2019


Horny Hustler

Someone who puts sex before money.

Yousa Horny Hustler” “Why you horny hustlin?” “You Horny Hustled out the game.”

by No Tax June 28, 2023


Gay-horny

Arousal for an individual of the same sex.

I am awake, and also gay-horny.

I think I'm going to hang out with Andres and Oscar today. I'm feeling a little gay-horny.

by Asloetxo June 14, 2011

17👍 3👎


HORNY

When someone is enthusiastic about something in particular or really likes or enjoys something.

PERSON 1: "I love going to the shopping mall, it's like my favorite thing to do every day"
PERSON 2: " lol you are so horny for shopping malls"

PERSON 1: "I love eating these sausage rolls, I could eat like 10"
PERSON 2: "OMG you are so horny for sausage rolls"

by awyouknow January 5, 2021

1👍 6👎