I like your kneecaps

gives you a restraining order to not go anywhere near a school

Mike: I like your kneecaps Mary.
Mary: Get tf away from me you creep.

I ate my dog’s shit and I liked it

ok

i ate my dog’s shit and I liked it
it’s hairy

I like the Zebra Zebra

the song a zebra in that one Armenian ice-cream ad from 2007, which is basically a remix of "I Like To Move It Move It"

Full lyrics of this masterpiece:

I LIKE THE ZEBRA ZEBRA
HE LIKES THE ZEBRA ZEBRA
SHE LIKES THE ZEBRA ZEBRA
YOU LIKE TO? ZEBRA!!

*a zebra stands at the ice-cream truck*

Ice-cream Vendor: what would you like here?
Zebra: I would like...uhmmm...I LIKE THE ZEBRA ZEBRA, HE LIKES THE ZEBRA ZEBRA, SHE LIKES THE ZEBRA ZEBRA, YOU LIKE TO? ZEBRA!!
Ice-cream Vendor: so, vanilla ice-cream
Zebra: yes

I like cake

cake is nice

i like cake :D

I like swords

1. A reference to Nuklear Power's web comic 8 Bit Theater where the Fighter repeats the phrase to the Guard, who can only reply "Welcome to Cornelia." Used to show automatic responses in nerdy groups and express disinterest in the topic.

2. Way of saying you prefer penis to pussy

Guy 1: Want to hear about my surgery?
Guy 2: No.
Guy 1: Well it went great.
Guy 2: I like swords
Guy 1: *continues to go on
Guy 2: *Every few minutes I like swords

Girl: Who are you here with tonight?
Gay guy: I like swords

i like minecraft redstone

you dont so just stop

i like minecraft redstone cause im a dumbass

i like your smile

lys

I like your smile