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to masterbate while on the toilet
'wheres john and whats that noise?'
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'he went upstairs to toilet, I think hes icing the log'
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freezing a turd for use as a dildo
"Ready in half an hour" called Bob as he stuck a turd in the freezer for use as a dildo
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To remain calm, cool and collected in a pressure situation. Derived from the phrase "to have icewater in one's veins."
Man, we're down by 2, but our top scorer is going to the free throw line to shoot a pair. We need him to piss ice right now!
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A man who is wealthy and who has a prominent career and who is aloof, holier-than-thou, cold-hearted ,also a control freak. Matt Lauer is definitely an ice king!
The Today Show's ousted longtime anchorman who is fired due to a long list of sexual harassment/sexual assault accusations is definitely an ice king.
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a person who performs fellatio on a man with crushed ice in his or her mouth
Freddie Mercury was a hell of an ice cruncher in his day.
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When two gay guys are in the shower the one on the outside (away from the water) is the ice monkey.
The male's actual penis might also be referred to as the ice monkey.
If there are 3 male's in the shower , there is more then likely 2 ice monkeys. Gay males should use a hot tub to avoid getting ice monkied
The two gay males did not share the hot water equally and poor Bruce became an ice monkey.
Bruce's penis was out of the heat too long and shrunk down to a rather embarrassing ice monkey .
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A boss ass bitch who doesn't care about what anybody thinks.
"You look ratchet"
"Fuck you, I'm Ice Queen. I'm fabulous as fuck."
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