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help me funk

To help a person get incredibly horny to the point that they explode into a ball of lumpy chodes. This is usually done with a banana.

Could you help me funk

by lord_fabulous November 27, 2015


Self help guys

Biggest pieces of shit on the planet.

Hym "I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU STEAL 7 YEARS OF MY LIFE BUT YOU WILL LET ME MURDER YOU KIDS. NOT GOING TO LET MY LIFE BE STOLE BY SELF HELP GUYS"

by Hym Iam March 23, 2024


plz help me im about to die in the hole

no definition cuz its random

plz help me im about to die in the hole is a cry for help

by woodballz May 17, 2023


with a little help from my friends

greatest cover of all times. performed by cole preston from wallows. it belongs to rochi aka zukosnight

with a little help from my friends its rochi's cover

by November 1, 2020


Helping Hand

During group sex, when one male participant's penis slips loose during penetration, and they can't easily re-insert themselves. This is when another individual male, female and even non-sexual participants provides assistance in the form of grabbing the penis, repositioning and then re-inserting it back into the orifice it had slipped free of.

During the DP, the guy penetrating the woman's vagina from underneath slipped out. The Director didn't want to cut, so he gave a Helping Hand by putting the penis back into the vagina. They did not cut that part out, so it made it into the final cut.

Did you see the guy slip out of the girl and then the other guy helped him back in? That was kind of hot.

by Yamitora1 May 21, 2024


Helping hands

Helping hands is a hate group They ideology is far right wing They're usually based in vrchat Seeing as aiming to getting rid of hearing people all together

What is helping hands

by Xjfjdnbx April 24, 2023


Helping Hands

Wegmans employees that maintain the appearance and safety of the parking lot, vestibule and landscaped areas; gather shopping carts, and lend a “helping hand” by walking customers to their vehicles, and helping them load there groceries into the vehicle. Most of them are young men in their teens and twenties. You can tell them apart from other employees by their distinctive highlighter neon green shirts that say “Helping Hands” on them, and the shorts that they are allowed to wear during late Spring, summer, and early Fall. most other Wegmans employees are never allowed to wear shorts. Helping Hands used to wear traffic cone orange shirts.

They are the mud-rain-frost-and-wind boys of Wegmans, and will go out and do their job in both sweltering heat and sub-zero temperatures. They are often treated as the wiping boy of the store, under appreciated by management, and the job can be quite physically intensive, but can also be much more laidback and low-key than a lot of other jobs at Wegmans, especially on slow days, and you’re free to move around unlike cashiers who have to stand in one spot.

While I was cashing out, the cashier was so very kind and offered helping hands since she saw my hands were full with a baby, and it was still pouring. They took my cart full of bagged groceries in the store while I borrowed one of their umbrellas to get us into the car, almost without getting wet! I drove my car up to the front of the store, and a Helping Hands employee packed up my car for me!

by Bigdickjonez January 1, 2024