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The offer made by girls looking to be held and cuddled to guys who are not there boyfriend or they are not wanting to have sex with. Guys hate this.
Hey I saw that girl's car over at you place last night were you closing the deal??
Naaa Man all she offered was a gift spoon.
Ahh shit thats cold at least she could have gave you a little spork job
Mayonez spoon is the youtube life of Boris' spoon that he eats mayonez with
Antonio put down my mayonez spoon before I eat u with it also u nan gopnik
The act of spooning but with a boner. Usually done by two people who are friends/lovers.
Not only were we spooning, but we were wooden spooning.
A kind, tall, handsome, charismatic man (see RICK) that isn't complete unless he's accompanied by a smaller lady (see LISA, Little Spoon) whose body compliments the coordinating position in which he sleeps. Warning: If a Big Spoon and Little Spoon reproduce, their offspring would most likely be nerds.
"Aww, my little spoon is still here!" - Big Spoon
Note: The little spoon did not leave quietly in the wee morning hours like the stealth little spoon that she is.
Improbable natural impregnation because:
1. A woman is grossly unattractive.
2. A man is so unattractive/ineffectual/impotent that he could in no way father a child claimed to be his.
3.A woman's promiscuity brings paternity into doubt.
1. Jesus, man, she's so ugly I wouldn't breed with her even if it was a spoon job.
2. Yeah right, it's his! Must have been a spoon job.
3. She'd have more chance of knowing who the father is if it were a spoon job.
Person 1:"There broken."
Person 2:"We already know that you spoon!"
The dip under your nose and above your lip. Scientifically known as the Philtrum.
I have a pimple in my soup spoon.