Spoon Jacking

A true test of male bonding, whereby one gentleman of sound mind and kindred spirit, befriends a casual aquaintance of his dearest fellow stag, and understands the pressures and limitations of a "spooning" relationship, and feels the desire to aid the demands of the female entity, and hence "hijacks" a proportion of the workload, of course with the best intentions for all.
After which, an agreement is made to perpetuate this arrangement until the needs of the damsel have been adequately fulfilled

Michael: That birds been around a few times this week mate, are you sure you're up to the task?
Peter: Not a problem, my friend JC has been more than happy to share the workload. And even though I cannever recall asking him, I'm relieved he's there for me
Tim: Seems like a clear cut case of Spoon Jacking to me, and we should all be very grateful

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Mayonez spoon

Mayonez spoon is the youtube life of Boris' spoon that he eats mayonez with

Antonio put down my mayonez spoon before I eat u with it also u nan gopnik

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wooden spooning

The act of spooning but with a boner. Usually done by two people who are friends/lovers.

Not only were we spooning, but we were wooden spooning.

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Big Spoon

A kind, tall, handsome, charismatic man (see RICK) that isn't complete unless he's accompanied by a smaller lady (see LISA, Little Spoon) whose body compliments the coordinating position in which he sleeps. Warning: If a Big Spoon and Little Spoon reproduce, their offspring would most likely be nerds.

"Aww, my little spoon is still here!" - Big Spoon
Note: The little spoon did not leave quietly in the wee morning hours like the stealth little spoon that she is.

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spoon job

Improbable natural impregnation because:
1. A woman is grossly unattractive.
2. A man is so unattractive/ineffectual/impotent that he could in no way father a child claimed to be his.
3.A woman's promiscuity brings paternity into doubt.

1. Jesus, man, she's so ugly I wouldn't breed with her even if it was a spoon job.
2. Yeah right, it's his! Must have been a spoon job.
3. She'd have more chance of knowing who the father is if it were a spoon job.

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you spoon

just an idiot

Person 1:"There broken."
Person 2:"We already know that you spoon!"

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spoon

A derogetary term used to put someone in a state of unconceivable confusion.

Chris: Did you know, that you are actualy, the spoon?
Me: No that would be you.
Chris: Shutup, Saggy Nipple Tits.

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