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Making a statement or asking a question and gauging someones response to base your next comment on
Man: "You know, I have some fluffy handcuffs if thats what your into, heh"
Woman: "OK, thats creepy"
Man: "Nah, I was "just" kidding"
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Man: "You know, I have some fluffy handcuffs if thats what your into, heh"
Woman: "Really? Thats hot"
Man: "Oh yeah"
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ISNA kids—a sect of extremely social indo-pak Muslims that usually use their perceived interest in Islam as a means to get married/laid. The term ISNA kid is coined from the Islamic Society of North America (ISNA), which is an organization that among many things hosts conventions where many of these people gather to socialize.
They like being active in the masjid whilst also having interests in clubbing, partying, and gossiping to compensate for their vanilla, cookie-cutter upbringings. Most of the time, they’re usually just teases and confused about who they really are outside of the community since that’s all they’ve ever known.
Due to their moral indecisiveness, borderline hypocritical behavior, and lack of individualism, another popular term for an ISNA kid is a “flimsy.”
“Who was that kid that just adjusted me while I was in the middle of prayer?”
“Oh, that was just an ISNA kid.”
“Yo, why is that guy acting so different in front of the girl?”
“Oh no bro, that’s just an ISNA kid peacocking ritual.”
“Dude, why are they all hating on her for having a boyfriend when they all do? They don’t even know her.”
“They're just ISNA kids. If you’re Muslim, they know you.”
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Sticky kids usually live a more upper middle class life style with many toys relating to current kid friendly video games and are extremely spoiled. Their mom makes them Tyson chicken nuggets and wavy french fries often and they live in one of those mid 2000s built suburban neighborhoods. The name derives from the "sticky" look they seem to have, especially during the summer.
"I went to Walmart for some cheap food and saw a sticky kid screaming at his mom to buy him a $10 Minecraft shirt."
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some 10 year old who thinks that pointing their phone at their moms ipad will make them famous
person 1: what does your son do?
person 2: oh, he's a gatcha kid
person 1: I've heard that killing a child is legal now, can I visit your son?
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Those obnoxious little brats who you want to punch in the fucking teeth just for being in the same region as you.
They ask questions they already know the answer to in a slow, nauseating tone just to see if you'll snap. and when you do, they'll run away giggling with all their little queer associates.
They are known to use the worst, most unoriginal come backs that will bring your blood to a boil and you'll want to drop kick their mouthy asses. "I know you are but what am I?"
You can usually find a school kid mocking/copying you, as it is one of their favorite pastimes.
They think they're REALLY cool when they get facebook and start wall-to-walling with their friends saying shit like "LMFAO, that was so funny! XD :P" and "omg! lutz go 2 the moviez l8r." ...shut the fuck up
They also like to tell really dumb, pointless stories. You know what I'm talking about.
If you see a school kid, you are likely to be kind and patient at first.. but be warned, this will change after a few short minutes of conversing with them. their constant annoyances will beat down even the toughest of the tough and you will want to get as far away as possible. if you are unable to escape them, you will have to endure the pain for the time being. good luck.
School Kid: Why is your shirt red?
You: I donno.. i bought it that way i guess.
School Kid: Oh. whyyyy did you buy the red one?
You: ..I wanted to.
School Kid: whyyyyy did you want to?
You: I. Like. Red.
School Kid: whyyyy do you like red?
You: FUCK OFF YOU LITTLE PRICK!!
School Kid: I know you are but what am I? (usually done with devil's smirk)
You: my fuck you're such a school kid!
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The Soccer Mom's version of Cartoon Network, the Disney Channel, or Nickelodeon. EVERY show on it has to be "educational", and unfortunately not usually in an enjoyable way.
Bill: There's plenty of good cartoons on. Disney, Nick, PBS Kids. . .
Bob: You seriously watch PBS Kids?
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a kid born from 1996-2006 are 2000's kids they spend most of their childhood in decade
2000s kids are between 3-12 years old in the decade. meaning that they didn't use smartphones or anything like that until the 2010's they mostly played outside instead of being on technology.
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