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Law used when trying to estimate how many "dicks" the average girl (not a cum dumpster) has been with. To properly use the law, start with age 17 and add 1.5 dicks for every 3 years until you reach girls current age. When rounding is needed, always round up.
(Age - 17) / 3 * 1.5 = # of Dicks (always round up)
Matt: I just started dating this new girl
Joe: How old is she - how is the law of dicks looking?
Matt: She is 28 so I bet she is at 6 dicks
Joe: Not too bad, hope she knows what she is doing.
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A Discordian concept that illustrates how easy it is to create conspiracies and imagine meaning where meaning does not, in itself, exist fnord.
According to the Principia Discordia:
"ALL THINGS HAPPEN IN FIVES, OR ARE DIVISIBLE BY OR ARE MULTIPLES OF FIVE, OR ARE SOMEHOW DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY APPROPRIATE TO 5."
The law of fives is never wrong."
Lord Omar K. Ravenhurst: "I find the Law of Fives to be more and more manifest the harder I look."
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The theory that if it can go wrong, it will.
Man 1: Come on we'll miss the train
Man 2: Nah, we're early
Man 1: Sods law we'll miss it, so move it!
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Film critic Roger Ebert's philosophy to criticizing works: "It's not what it's about, it's HOW it's about it."
This applies to any type of work, be it films, TV shows, music, books, etc.
Occasionally an unsuspecting innocent will stumble into a movie like this and send me an anguished postcard, asking how I could possibly give a favorable review to such trash. My stock response is Ebert's Law, which reads: A movie is not about what it is about. It is about how it is about it. -- Roger Ebert
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The law from the Muslamic Infidel, which has come from Iraq, and is being put down onto London and other countries.
It has been put down on London.
It has been put down on us.
We are just can't stand for the Muslamic Law...it encourages muslamic ray guns/gams
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Blue's Law: This behavior occurs during a political debate, most likely, via the internet. When a conservative is over come by logic he/she/it falls back on their primal reptilian instinct of aggression and uses the term liberal in any way in order to deflate the value of an argument or the other debater(s).
As a discussion board thread increases on a conservative forum, the likelihood of this increases, much like Godwin's law.
The accused in question automatically wins the argument regardless of debate ability. The conservative is then laughed out of any gathering for being a simple minded twit.
Timmy 1: I think we as a people should be more concerned with living in harmony with others as it would strength the state of the entire planet.
Timmy 2: Fuck you liberal douchebag pussy. USA USA USA #1!!!!
Timmy 1: I invoke Blue's Law. You're a dick. Go back to 1940s and operate the showers, you nazi.
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Asshole cops who pull people over and give tickets for the dumbest things. Often found on UConn campus...
"A ticket? Fucking johnny law!"
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