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Sacristy Rat

A term used especially in the Catholic and Episcopal Churches to describe an unordained individual so devoted to his Church that he is seldom seen to leave. He can often be observed meticulously arranging the fair linens, compulsively rearranging the altar candles in descending order of height, and maintaining the integrity of the reserve sacrament at all hours of the night. Outside of their eccleastical duties, Sacristy rats have a reputation for being heavy drinkers, particularly in the Episcopal Church.

"Look, Richard's rearranging the linens again. He just did that a few minutes ago."
"Dude's a Sacristy Rat, yo."

by HomerosSimpson August 21, 2013

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Ugly rat

a person who is ugly,retarded,and dumb.

Oh my god she is such an ugly rat

you ugly rat

by AxZuti April 8, 2018

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rat raper

The most demonstrative, awful type of person who looks like they would engage in the lewd and disgusting act of having unconsentual sex with a rodent.

Did you see that douchebag hitting on me earlier? I would have given him my number, but he looked like a rat raper, so I declined.

by Sara Jacobsen February 8, 2006

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sex rat

Matted section of hair on the back of a long-haired guy or gal after a night of debauchery.

Ew look at that sex rat - I know what he was up to last night.

by teej haystack May 24, 2014

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rat beef

1. A bitch (nasty person) who has rat features (teeth, general stance etc), or who has rat like qualities (high pitched squeak, high heart rate etc).

2. Applied to women with rather meaty vaginas.

1. She is vey much a rat beef.

2. She has a rat beef.

by billjim December 4, 2006

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hoe rat

A bitch from the hood who sleep around, similiar to the hood rat, but one who sleeps around more.

"Man that girl is fine"
"Stay away from her, she's a hoe rat, shes got that croch on rot."

by Goody G January 31, 2007

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Fashion Rat

A fashion rat is a dog owned by someone purely to accentuate or enhance an outfit, look or style. These are mainly attributed to groups of mincers, widows, rich wags and rude boys.

Apart from the rude boy fashion rats these dogs are easily identified by being small and easily killed with a single kick and will piss all over there owner with a well timed loud and surprising shout. These half-dogs when carried are often like a third mincey arm waving around in an over-the-shoulder bum bag. They can also be described as yappa-type-dogs or pointless. These dogs however, are possessed with an amazing psychic link that activates upon ownership. This allows the owner the ability to express the dogs feelings and oppinions to the world through themselves. These dogs will always have names to match such as 'foo-fi' or 'mr shaky'.

The newest edition to the dog accessory range is the rude boy fashion rat, usually a mean, dangerous or illegal dog used to stop or cause trouble. Often attributed to small time dealers. These dogs also have apt names like 'biggie' or 'brep!'

Norm: Check out that mincey faggot ball's dog.

Linda: Thats not a dog its a Fashion rat.

Norm: I bet I can make it piss all over him.

by Boglin August 27, 2009

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