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When your partner cums on a pizza and you eat it while you drive
"hey Tony, are you going to meet us at the restaurant today?*
"Yeah, but I'm going to be late because my girl made me a mobile Italian today so I won't be ordering anything"
The act of fucking a hot pocket or a folded up pizza while still hot.
Man I got a blister on my dick for doing the Steamy Italian.
It's when an Italian is on a diet and someone offers them pasta
It takes Italian Restraint to say no to the pasta
A disaster. These taxes are the worst taxes in the entire world. That’s why everyone never pay them.
American: Hey Mario have you paid taxes
Mario: DAMN BRO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT! ITALIAN TAXES ARE BAD!
Occurs when someone feels that he's getting played while dating. He doesn't want to get played, so he lets his partner decide their status. Usually puts an end to the relationship.
Dude, you're doing it again, that's the Italian syndrome.
When a man and a woman are having sex then then man hangs from the ceiling fan hitting the woman in the head with his dick
Yo bro did you hear Sam did the Italian twist with Cary, shit was crazy
Something of so high value that even the fake ones are worth $2800 of your bank deposit
he looked like a really trustworthy guy. it could have happened to any of you. he had a fucking suit on... am i supposed to think this random man asking me for $2800 had bad intentions? also i have 4 new italian suits so fuck you guys seriously~