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The exaggerated lean over a plate of pasta that Italians do
Hey if your going to eat that you better use the Italian lean or you'll get it all over your shirt
A cocktail drink containing equal-parts vodka, limoncello and Chef Boyardee Pizza Sauce.
Fuck your white russian! I'm ordering a red italian!
When your partner cums on a pizza and you eat it while you drive
"hey Tony, are you going to meet us at the restaurant today?*
"Yeah, but I'm going to be late because my girl made me a mobile Italian today so I won't be ordering anything"
A disaster. These taxes are the worst taxes in the entire world. That’s why everyone never pay them.
American: Hey Mario have you paid taxes
Mario: DAMN BRO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT! ITALIAN TAXES ARE BAD!
When you and your boss are in a sub/dom relationship, but the roles are reversed and the boss lets you “get one back”, usually involving unprecedented and potentially pain-inducing access to the genital region of the boss. The air exhaled by the boss when they realize it is a mistake is referred to as an Italian sniff.
When I imagine an Italian sniff, I think of Lukaku on his back using Conte's shaven beansack as a punching bag.
Something of so high value that even the fake ones are worth $2800 of your bank deposit
he looked like a really trustworthy guy. it could have happened to any of you. he had a fucking suit on... am i supposed to think this random man asking me for $2800 had bad intentions? also i have 4 new italian suits so fuck you guys seriously~
Occurs when someone feels that he's getting played while dating. He doesn't want to get played, so he lets his partner decide their status. Usually puts an end to the relationship.
Dude, you're doing it again, that's the Italian syndrome.