tom jones

very famous singer originating from the popular comic series of team fortress 2. later, a phoney would go on to impersonate him in the real world. hey may or may not be scouts dad.

his life began by being born, where he later wrote his hit song: sex bomb. after writing it, however, he needed a house, so he got a roommate with merasmus, the great and powerful sorcerer (after being born only 12 seconds ago) when soilder broke his neck to get back at merasmus, and to entertain the group of elderly women he took. when he went to heaven, he went to take a shower, and was killed again by an angel so scout didnt see he died. no one knows what happened next

i dont really know how to fit tom jones into a sentence

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hit the jones

Yet another term for sexual intercourse

1:Man, last night she let me hit the jones
2: O shit son

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gabe jones

5”7 so very small, really shit hair, likes energy drinks, nose is bigger than ur future, eyebrows are fatter than the hedge in ur aunts council house garden,
hot jawline tho

*sarcasm* gabe jones is hot

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Cameron Jones

The best person in the world, better than Brody, Dylan, and Landry lol

Cameron Jones is super Awesome, and cool.

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griffin jones

a sexy man with big beef game

did you hear that?
no what was it?
griffin jones just made someone scream at the top of their lungs

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Jennifer Jones

A fun loving person, who always has your back. We love her.

♡ Jennifer Jones

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Mathew jones

used a unit of measurement 1 mathew jones = 3 inches

my dick is the size of mathew jones

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