Jacob Black

The werewolf from Stephanie Meyer's Twilight. He is in love with the main character Bella Swan. She's in love with Jake's mortal enemy though. A vampire named Edward Cullen. Jacob Black was there for her when Edward left her.
Personally I think Jacob is BETTER for Bella. Edward is good to her but she has a better relationship with Jacob. Why else was she in so much pain at the end of Eclipse? That's one I'd really like to know

Jacob Black,I love you and I'm sorry. I don't want to go through with being a vampire. It's too much to much to give up. Especially because that includes you."
-What I'd say if I were Bella.

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jacob sucks

That Time When Jacob Sucks

Man, Jacob Sucks, Am I Right, or Am I right?

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Jacob muse

The act of going to ones house late at night in hopes of fucking someone, only to be too nervous and wimp out while shaking like a bitch

Sam: Yo how did it go with Liz last night!?
Jacob: We didn't do anything man I was too nervous and was shaking badly
Sam: Dude you pulled a Jacob Muse!

Liz: "Do you wanna join my cats and watch him fuck me?"
Sam: "Nah man it won't happen, he's going to pull a jacob muse"

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jacob light

is the sexiest man alive and has a massive weiner

Is that Jacob Light? He has a huge dick!

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Jacob Satorius

cancers human form.

"Honey, I need to tell you something,"
"Yes, Harold?"
"I have been diagnosed with terminal Jacob Satorius,"
Wife bursts into earrapey tears.

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Jacob Sartorius

Known as the worst fucking singer in the world.

Oh hey it’s Jacob Sartorius
Oh what a dumb fuck

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Jacob Hughes

A fat piece of shit lagger who thinks he’s peng when in reality no one would ever want to get with him.

‘Look at that ugly cunt over there.‘
‘Who’s that’
‘Jacob Hughes’

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