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Jason zoet

The act of sticking your own finger in a dog's asshole and giving your self a mustache.

Something is wrong with that guy. He just pulled a Jason zoet on himself!!

by ambully October 5, 2016

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jason's dad

A non-exsistant thing

Stacey: that lady has a penis

Joe: oh yeh like Jason's dad

by Jason's dad January 7, 2016

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jason Lee

The name of a prodigious actor and former skateboarder who played roles in several awesome Kevin Smith films.
Also was Earl Hickey in "My Name Is Earl."

Made headlines when he named his child "Pilot Inspektor." Also a Scientologist, which means he is probably a douche.

Guy 1: I love Jason Lee! He is a great actor and used to be a siick skateboarder!!!
Guy 2: Dude, he's a scientologist.
Guy 1: I hate Jason Lee.

by -J.L.- March 1, 2010

47๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Jason Effect

The Jason effect is where you come into contact with a 'Jason' over a period of time and this is when the effects start to kick in.
1. memory loss of important task (temporary)
2. Become lit beyond your imagination

Person: "ohhh shit what was i doing"
Person2: " Your're gooing through the Jason effect right now"

by TruSparkz November 30, 2017

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


jason bourne

A man who lost his memory, then regained it, and then kicked alot of ass in the meantime, whilst being hampered by some random german lady, who honestly did less plotwise than yuna did in final fantasy X.
Btw, this is a fictional person in a movie called "the bourne identity"

Man: We need to eliminate Jason Bourne, as in , yesterday.
Assassin: Right, Im on it *blam*
Man: helloooo? assassin? ......

by John Marwin September 24, 2004

81๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jason McCann

he is a crazy person who helped me through a lot. He deserves a Grammy for all that he has done, bitches !!!!!!!!!

See that crazy thug helping that lame bitch how to smoke : boy 1
yeah he is a total Jason McCann : boy 2

by UnqiueMusic May 13, 2015

16๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


jason green

code name for weed can be used in many texts

'have you met jason green before??' - have you smoked weed
'im being jason to the party tonight' - i am bringing weed to the party tonight
i know him

by samjamesy October 25, 2007

18๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž