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Jet Job

Verb-to receive oral sex from a water jet in a pool/Jacuzzi etc.
Commonly refered to as "JJ" relative to the term "BJ"

Man, that Jacuzzi just gave me a Jet Job.

by Aquaphile June 14, 2017


Jet Coma

Jet Coma is the combination of food coma (the feeling after eating too much) and jet lag (sleepy feeling after flying from a time zone to another. Jet Coma happens when you eat too much while jet lagged you’re falling asleep.

This word was first used in 2019 in the Bay Area by Italian immigrant Luca Indrio after returning from a trip from Italy and eating way too much.

I just got back from Europe and I just ate a huge brunch, I’m about to Jet Coma really hard.

I can’t come that early I just had a big meal after getting off the plane and now I have major Jet Coma.

by Necrot510 September 18, 2019


jizz jet ski

When someone gets a mouthful of cum and blows it out like a jet

Skyler gave Carlton a supersize when he gave him a jizz jet ski

by Mcfluffin November 4, 2013

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jet blast in the ass

When you shove your anus inside the jacuzi jet and you start to slowly fill up with water and your blood fills with the chemicals and bloat and cum into death.

I like to jet blast in the ass its my favorite passtime.

by JAM IN THE TOE March 23, 2020


just cool your jets

It means to just slow down, control your excitement (see hold your horses)

Just cool your jets, your order will be ready in an hour.

by Spirix August 6, 2014


Jet Lee

Definition #1: An action of being completely ignorant when it comes to important stuff such as meals, important phone calls and assignments.

Definition #2: Ignoring the surroundings when it comes to playing online games.

Definition #3: Getting deans list despite no study.

Situation 1
Person 1: Baziq has not been answering my calls for the whole day, I think he is playing LoL.

Person 2: Ah, Baziq has immersed himself in a state of Jet Lee.

Situation 2
Person 69: I got a 4.0 by not studying at all, I have Jet Lee-ed.

by SMESH-SMESH August 7, 2019


jet-skiied

While in the Bahamas, the occurrence of several black men in their young twenty's consistently asking you to ride on their jet ski's at outrageously overpriced rates. The consistency of these men to ask you to jet-ski with them tends to bother most passerby. Also, these men tend to be incredibly sketchy. Usually their greetings come with obscene hand signals.

'Pretty lady discount over here! Jet ski, Jet ski!" -Creepy Black Man #1

*10 yards later*

'Jet ski for the sisters! Jet ski! Here!' -Creepy Black Man #2

Me: "We've just been jet-skiied!"

by bohemianchild May 22, 2012