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Giving or receiving anal sex on first date.
Brad Pitt got a Jim Jupiter from Angelina. Brad was in love after he scored a Jim Jupiter from Angelina. Angelina always gives Jim Jupiters. Angelina is popular for her Jim Jupiter's. Brad has standard's in that he only dates girls who give Jim Jupiters.
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A former NFL running back who many believed played for the Cleveland Browns. While at the time he did, the Browns moved to Baltimore and became the Baltimore Ravens. Then, in the late 1990's the National Football League added an expansion team in Cleveland named, the Cleveland Browns
Idiot: Dude, Jim Brown played for the Browns.
Me: No fool. He was a Raven. Old Browns. Art Modell moved them to Baltimore after Jim played.
Idiot: That's a Baltimore Riot
Me: Haha.
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When you have to quit your job at Company "A" in order to get hired for a different position AT THE SAME COMPANY, because your boss, is such a piece of @#$@$# that he won't approve a transfer.
Did you hear about Steve? He got offered a position over in Finance, but his #@$# boss wouldn't approve a transfer. So he had to 'pull a Jim Lee."
A person who uses someone elses laptop/computer to look at porn and masturbate, sometimes after they look up their Facebook updates.
Dude Conrad used my laptop to look up porn.
What a Dirty Jims.
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He was born James Eugene Carrey on the 17th of January, 1962, in Newmarket, Ontario (it's worth noting that both of America's biggest comic film stars - Carrey and Mike Myers - are Canadian). Newmarket was a neat and easy-going town just to the north of Toronto, and it was here that Carrey spent his early years with his three older siblings - Pat, John and Rita - and parents Percy and Kathleen. Kathleen suffered depression and was often chronically sick with illnesses both real and imagined. Percy, sharp-witted and highly amusing, was formerly a sax player in a big band, but had sold his sax and his dreams to take a job as an accountant. His wife's father habitually referred to him as "Loser", easily done as Percy was extremely mild-mannered. Indeed, Jim would later model The Mask's Stanley Ipkiss on him
1. who would you like to play the joker in the next batman film?
2. you know, that one that played the riddler. Jim Carney
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