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Acted by John Krasinski, Jim Halpert is a character on The Office based on Tim Canterbury from the original British show. Perhaps the only "normal" and rather sane and intelligent person in the office run by regional manager Michael Scott, Jim spends his time playing pranks on annoying coworker Dwight Schrute and flirting with receptionist and later saleswoman Pam Halpert (née Beesly).
On Facebook: Officism (Church of Jim Halpert)
Jim Halpert is the Quintessence of Perfection.
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Giving or receiving anal sex on first date.
Brad Pitt got a Jim Jupiter from Angelina. Brad was in love after he scored a Jim Jupiter from Angelina. Angelina always gives Jim Jupiters. Angelina is popular for her Jim Jupiter's. Brad has standard's in that he only dates girls who give Jim Jupiters.
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A former NFL running back who many believed played for the Cleveland Browns. While at the time he did, the Browns moved to Baltimore and became the Baltimore Ravens. Then, in the late 1990's the National Football League added an expansion team in Cleveland named, the Cleveland Browns
Idiot: Dude, Jim Brown played for the Browns.
Me: No fool. He was a Raven. Old Browns. Art Modell moved them to Baltimore after Jim played.
Idiot: That's a Baltimore Riot
Me: Haha.
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When you have to quit your job at Company "A" in order to get hired for a different position AT THE SAME COMPANY, because your boss, is such a piece of @#$@$# that he won't approve a transfer.
Did you hear about Steve? He got offered a position over in Finance, but his #@$# boss wouldn't approve a transfer. So he had to 'pull a Jim Lee."
A person who uses someone elses laptop/computer to look at porn and masturbate, sometimes after they look up their Facebook updates.
Dude Conrad used my laptop to look up porn.
What a Dirty Jims.
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