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The most dapper chad in the world. He stops at nothing to open a door for a lady. He is closely related to giga squidward.
Oh my Jonathan Billiam Squidworth just came into the ballroom. He already has two bitches on his shoulders.
A locked-room mystery show by the BBC in which magician-assistant/mastermind Jonathan Creek gives zero fucks about his female friends and just wants to go about his day but gets pulled into seemingly impossible murder mysteries every single time.
*while watching intro*
"Oh I quite like that character.."
2 seconds later,
"Oh he's dead. I suppose Jonathan Creek will solve it. "
When someone pretends to sleep on a call.
“I was on the phone with my gf and she totally pulled a Jonathan.”
“Damn bro! She heard everything you did ?”
guy 1: papa johns
guy 2: Grandfather Jonathan
Grandfather Jonathan Grandfather Jonathan
A 22 year old bitch who beats women and is a deadbeat. He has 4 kids but doesn't support any. One may say " my baby dad is such a jonathan quinones " Because his name itself means dead beat and crack head.
Yo her baby dad is such a jonathan quinones ..poor girl
The horrible hybrid of Dylan and Calin. Got disowned by his family into a dumpster fire. The only person that loves him is his sex slave named Janelle. Would stick his dick into a wall if need be.
Guy 1: Have you seen Jonathan Hayes?
Guy 2: yeah his parents are fucking weird.