jump off

the girl that you jump off of when your woman comes home

I almost got caught with my jump off last night

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jump the shark

A defining point in any business, relationship or other human engagement in which a peer or superior behaves in a way that eliminates any traces of his/her credibility and, consequently, any sense of purpose in continuing the overall engagement.

"Things haven't been looking rosy for the company lately, but the boss totally jump the shark when he said 'no big deal' after half the best employees quit on the same day. I gotta get a new job - quick."

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jump master

when a lady is giving u head but doesn't want you to cum in her mouth. You cum in your hand and slap her in the face and say "All OK jumpmaster"

Noodles and Smeduim were getting head, and pulled off the jump master. But Giggles got it from a dude!

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bungee jump

after you're done pounding her (wearing a condom of course we like to be safe), blow you load, and take off your condom. ever so gently turn it inside out and ask her if she wants to go bungee jumping. regardless of her answer- grab the inside out condom and slap her across the face mid answer. BAAAAAMMMM

bryan: "i bungee jumped that hoe last night so hard that she's afraid of heights now."

"bumgee jumping without a bungee.. that could be dangerous"

"i bungee jumped bryan and troy last night. and they liked it"

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Jump Off

1. A club or spot where something is happening.
2. An attractive girl who is into you
3. Any object you dig

Did you see that jump off? Everybody got stuck...it was live.

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jump on the fridge

A term referring to being so satisfied and contented, that you think you could die happy right then.
Originates from the story of a cat who was so happy with life, that it jumped on top of the fridge and died in peace.

"Nice work passing you're driving test man, you must be stoked!?"
"Dude I'm so happy I could just jump on the fridge!"

"That was the best sex I've ever had, I could jump on the fridge right now!"

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jump off

1) something good or desireable.
2) a woman you have sex with, then u "jump off" and go about your business. "Jump offs" dont ask no questions after words.
NOTE: men are not "jump offs" only women. if a woman thinks she has a male "jump off," shes the real jumpoff but she doesnt know it.

Thats not my girl thats my jump off.

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