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When two grown men stomp on a petite woman because they're scared that she is god forbid... a liberal!
A couple of pussy Rand Paul supporters Kentucky Stomped a moveon.org woman
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When you fist a girl so much that their butt hole stays open wide for a good 4 hours. Great for storing things, but make sure the girl stays near a toilet for a long time....
I gave my girl a kentucky cornhole last night...... Speaking of that i gotta go get my phone outta there.
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A formal greeting gesture where one of the greeter's hand is covered or soiled with food or other grimy substances before shaking hands. Greeter with soiled hand must proclaim, "Let me give you a Kentucky Handshake," and then extend hand forward against the opposing greeter's will.
Cheeto-fingers, chocolate chip crumble-hands, or original recipe fried chicken fingerprints.
"Aw man, Marc was chowing down on that bag of chips and gave my new girlfriend a total Kentucky Handshake."
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When you "return" your books back to Chegg rentals at the end of the college semester, but instead of books you fill the box with feces and rig it with a small timer that triggers when the tape is ripped open on the box so shit explodes in a motha' fuckas face!
"Tom, I need to take 15 minutes to towel myself. Some ass hat in Florida just send me a kentucky surprise!"
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A twink with slightly more masculine features such as trimmed facial hair.
He’s might not be a regular twink, but he’s is at least a Kentucky twink.
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When a man and a woman have anal sex, and the man pulls his cock out of her ass and she sucks the shit off his cock until he cums.
I gave my girlfriend a kentucky milkshake last night.
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Fucking your partner in the ass while said person is wearing a saddle butt fuck kentucky
While vacationing at the ranch I was mistakenly confused for a horse, and was Kentucky buttfucked
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