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When you flash a strobe light at an epileptic female and then you have sexual intercourse while she has a seizure
I pulled the convulsion kink on that whacked up hooker last night
when someone gets turned on by a girl named parvathy
V: I have a parvathy kink
K: ew.
A piknq kink is an unnormal enjoyment of Bulgarian trains. To see if you have a piknq kink, one must look at a picture of a Bulgarian train and see if they cry years after looking at it.
"I heard Choo has a piknq kink?"
"Oh yeah, she hasn't stopped crying since she looked at that Bulgarian train!"
"Poor kid."
a kink where you romantically/sexually find it nice to take care of your boyfriend. nurturing and disciplining him like he’s your own son. most people who have this find attraction to younger guys.
guy: dude my gf keeps treating me like her son.
guy2: yeah…she definitely has a Son Kink
The act of railing in the sky turning you on.
Usually on a plane
“Yo did you hear Jake has a sky kink?”
“Yeah I found that out after I went on a trip with him and his girlfriend last month”
when you spend too long in the Darkest Dungeon fandom
Friend: What’s that on Ao3? Do you have a leprosy kink?
Me, closing my computer: You- you don’t know what you’re talking about-
A forgotten ritual that has been passed down by generations of incompetent retards. The ritual begins by pressing ones left cheek firmly against any mammal and then pulling the right cheek back far enough that if you let go you will clap the mammal into another reality. If the ritual was successfully completed, you'll gain a Holy packet of 2-minute noodles.
Thy must "China Kink" to remain in existence