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A 14 year boy who nonstops drink monster, juul, plays Fortnite, thinks they can skate, and shit talks their mom.
Mom: “ I’m taking away your juul, Kyle”.
Kyle: “FUCK YOU BITCH IT WAS TOOTIE FROOTY”!
Mom: “ And, your PlayStation”.
Kyle: “LISTEN HERE KAREN, YOUR JUST MAD BECAUSE DAD LEFT YOU”
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is a very kind and handsome man, but usually falls in love with people with the first letter J and has lots of friends
Kyle is at it again... being handsome as ever
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A chubby gamer who can’t get a girlfriend and is always simpin he likes to think he’s a hype beast when he’s flexing his dads money.
Little timmy your dad is overweight and single is his name Kyle?
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Kyle's carry an ANGRY aura around them. They prefer to punch holes through drywall and drinking monster energy drinks while playing black ops II on their xbox 360. Absolute madlads, they can take down a Chad. They aren't worthy of a Stacy, they are more worthy of a Becky. He lives in the basement of his mothers home, and refuses to pay rent. He tried to be a youtuber but his career flopped. Best friend is Dylan. Draws that really cool S symbol a lot, and thinks he's the coolest motherfucking person ever. Had braces and was a literal nerd lol.
Tyler: oh my god, who's that over there? is that Kyle?
Bill: HOLY SHIT TURN AWAY HE'S COMING TOWARDS YOU!
Tyler: AAAAA HE'S GOING TO CHOKE ME WITH HIS DRYWALL-PUNCHING FIST
Tyler: *choking*
Kyle: *Cheeto dust all over Tyler's neck*
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Punches holes in drywall and drinks his cocaine with monster energy
Dave: WHAT THE FUCK KYLE?!?!
Kyle: YOUR NOT MY REAL DAD DAVE YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!
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Loves to drink an absurd amount of Monster energy drink, hangs out with only others like him, loves to wear fitted flat billed hats and drives a lifted truck with wheels that stick way out, he also flies different flags on said truck but normally a US flag. He love to brag about how women love to ride in his truck. May also have or wear the logo "Cocaine and Caviar"
"Bro, we should go to the beach and check out them hoes, they love to ride in my truck" -Kyle
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kyle is one of a kind. not always in the best way. since he has learned the lesson of the high ground, he has come to realize that no one should underestimate his power because he is secretly the best vigilante out there and can make your death look like an accident. Although he doesn’t need the high ground because we all know he would still win lightsaber duals. he is a good vigilante because of his idol, the one and only Batman. once you come across a kyle you have to say the magic words in order to gain his respect. lucky for you, it could be one of two things; “The Return Of The Jedi is the best Star Wars movie” or just start rapping the rap verses to cleaning out my closet, because everyone knows the chorus(you dumb fucks thinking you are real fans). Kyle is also not very social, he has three super close friends and a few other alright ones. never underestimate a kyle like I said before, he can kill you before he could even blink, and is the best vigilante to ever walk the earth. and as though he didn’t sound perfect enough- he also has a 11in peen.”
Kyle is great
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