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Being so lazy or tired that you just turn your body to pimp someone in the face.
Girlfriend-"Your home early"
You-*Lazy pimp slap* "WHERE MAH SAMMICH"
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Giving a classy blow job in a public toilet such as a Porta-Potty or other public restrooms. Getting a blow job in a Porta-Potty gets the job done.
My girlfriend gave me a lazy blow job in a Porta-Potty at a concert.
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The act of peeing without unzipping or unbuttoning your pants. Although this method of peeing this does save time the act itself is very dangerous. It is more than likely that you will pee on either your pants, shirt, or hand.
Guy #1: Dude, I have to take a piss.
Guy #2: The bus is almost here though.
Guy #1: Looks like I have no choice but the Lazy Man's Piss.
Guy #2: May god help you.
A noun - A women with unusual demeanor and unorthodox ways of seducing men. Mostly direct, can be seen sucking face before a formal introduction. Often does not go home alone. May or may not have a super human ability to look in two directions at the same time. Gets what she came for.
A verb - Refers to a violent blitzkrieg attack, usually acted towards men, sexual in nature. Similar to a mugging.
A noun-
Yo dick! do you see that Lazy Eyed Jones over there? Man! I feel sorry for that guy, if he only knew what he was getting himself into.
It looks like Lazy Eyed Jones over there, is just fishing down the line. I'm sure some beer goggled carp will bite.
A verb -
What happened to you last night? You look like you got Lazy Eyed Jones'd.
I couldn't sleep last night, some chick was Lazy Eyed Jones'in my roommate.
4/18. The day that all Hannahs especilaly in the United States are lazy. It excuses them from all work and any activity for the day and requires them to do nothing at all for the entire 24 hour period
mom: "go clean your room today"
Hannah: "i cant Its lazy hannah day"
mom: "well shit you're right
A person who dislikes activity; one who loves to sleep.
Stop being a L.B, get out of bed, and go to work!
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me
I have lazy bastard syndrome n I don't care what you say
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