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On some highways the far left lane is designated for passing only. (Typically with signs that read "Left Lane For Passing Only") Left lane idiots are people who stay in the left lane, even though they're not passing anyone.
I got stuck behind a left lane idiot and a slow poke in the middle lane for twenty miles.
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Term referring to a person who holds up an entire line of traffic while waiting to turn left at an intersection
I bet I'm gonna have to wait here at this light for another 5 minutes! Left turn Larry is up there making everone late for work!
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When your partner says they will call you but fall asleep instead.
Hi baby, I'm hanging out with my friend but I'll call you when I'm done.
7 hour later, no call.
My partner left me hanging tonight by not calling me.
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a hookers selected hand that they use to pleasure fat, ugly, bald, lazy, men who cant get any for themselves.
clay hazams left handed doflinky is his left jerked of barney wile jackhammering santa claus while receiving a angry rim job.
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To create a distraction with your hands on the right side, and discretely pass serious wind from the left side of your buttocks.
"an atrocious smell came from dave's left side while he was fixing his papers on the desk to his right, must have been a left cheek sneak"
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When things go completely wrong.
"How does that shit go all the way left??"
An operator of a privately or commercially owned automobile (typically a Toyota Prius) who has gone full-retard and operates said automobile at a speed well under the designated speed limit in the left-hand lane of a multi-lane roadway when other roadway lanes are clear and free of traffic -or- other roadway lanes are loosely occupied by other motorists traversing at a similar speed.
I swear to God, if this left lane lurker doesn't merge over I'm going to fucking ram his Prius off I-40.