bro-legged

Brolegged (adj.) - what a chick is when she has had one too many bros in her vagine; exhibiting telltale signs of bro infestation including a slight bow-leggedness that can not be hid with any amount of Natural Ice/Tapout apparel she decides to wear.

ex. She was so bro-legged that she had hair gel in her pubes under her tapout panties.

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3rd leg

too be well hung! an extra package! no chic except maybe a "well seasoned" veteran can handle you! having at least 10 inches limp in the middle of january!

the dude who works in the cereal aisle at work has a 3rd leg!

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Chair Leg

The suprise of inserting a finger in a mans ass whilst giving him a blow job

that felt like a chair leg up my ass

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Leg Humping

When a person romantically or sexually interested in another person won't leave said interest alone.

"Man, he's commented on every one of her facebook statuses for the past two weeks, he's not going to get anywhere that way!"

"Who knows, sometimes girls put out just to make the leg humping stop."

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Bus Legs

Whilst riding the bus one must have "bus legs". Bus legs are very much like sea legs but refer to ones stability while riding a bus standing up. Someone who has great bus legs can ride the bus while standing and not need to anchor his weight on anything but the floor.

I-(falls down when bus begins motion)
A-"Gee wilikers, what happened?"
I-"I stayed up very late, so I am very fatigued."
A-"Don't worry you'll get your bus legs back soon."

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wonky leg

While scratching your dog's tummy, one of the back legs starts jerking uncontrollably ~

Chloe loves when I scratch her tummy, but, oh my, she sure does get wonky leg!

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Dicks for Legs

A phrase that parallels, "Shit for brains." It has the same content, but might be more suitable for the new generation.

"Man, your hella stupid. You have dicks for legs."

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