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Lesbian Lords

The gods (lords) of the lesbians. They grant all the single lesbians a wife one day, if said lesbian prays every night to them. The lesbian lords are all the queens of the lesbians as well. They are superior to the normal lesbian. To be put into the Lesbian Lords you must be a lesbian who is devoted to women.

“Ugh! I wanna girlfriend so badly!”
“Have you prayed to the lesbian lords?”
“No? What’s that?”
“If you pray to the lesbian lords, they’ll grant you a wifey!”

by itsamarething07 July 4, 2020


Lesbian Goddess

Name given to Cub Sport band member Zoe Davis. Lesbian Goddess could also refer to her girlfriend, Bridie McQueenie, but it is most commonly attributed to Zoe.

Zoe and Bridie are Lesbian Goddesses, I worship them and Gaysus, Holy Daddy, and Dan.

Not to be confused with Lesbian Jesus, which refers to Hayley Kiyoko, another iconic lesbian.

by cubsportstan June 2, 2018


lesbian juice

Lemon-lime Gatorade

Tom: did you see zoey drinking lesbian juice?
Jerry: what’s lesbian juice?
Tom: it’s another name for lemon-lime Gatorade.
Jerry: why is lemon-lime Gatorade called lesbian juice?
Tom: cause that’s what lesbians drink, duhhhh.

by Buttsweatlol March 30, 2021


Lesbian cleavage

The certain kind of cleavage produced by wearing lower cut sports bra.

I was about to go work out but i have a wicked case of lesbian cleavage so i am staying in.

by KeLL August 27, 2012


homophobic lesbian

Someone (preferable a women) who are disgusted by gay people but than turns around to makes out with their girlfriend.
There people usually just hate men in general.

Person 1 : gay people are so utterly gross, I hate them all

Person 2; but don’t you have a girlfriend?

Person 1 : yes, I do, and I love her dearly

Person 2: oh, your a homophobic lesbian

by TittiesMakeMyEyesGoAWOOGA December 12, 2021

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Lesbian sex

I was spending the night at my friend Amy's house and I had a massive crush on her. We were watching a movie when her parents weren't home and a steamy scene came on I could feel her looking at me and moving her hand along my thigh making me wet and as soon as I looked at her she pounced on me and started frenching me and I kissed her back sliding my tounge into her mouth. I realized she had no pants on and her wet thong was rubbing against mine. She took off my shirt and bra and began kissing my breasts as she moved down and took of my dripping thong and without warning stuck her tounge inside my clit while I moaned. I flipped her over and took off her thong and sat her on me so we wet pussys were against each other, I put stuck my finger in my pussy and pulled out my cum and spread it all over breasts while amy licked them clean and sucked on my nipples and I could feeling her cumming so I lay her on the floor and ate her out and stuck my fingers up her while she screamed. We scissored the rest of the night and I woke up to her tounge in my pussy and we did it all over again while we were in the shower.

I gave my friend lesbian sex and it felt so good.

by everyonetookmyusername December 28, 2022

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Lesbian Hoot

To be openly excited and proud to be a lesbian. Always talking about being a lesbian and/or openly promoting the lesbian lifestyle.

Ever since Anne Marie came out, she's been on this lesbian hoot!

by SaviChick March 10, 2011